[the obligatory] Void where prohibited by law. Stop here on red. Hostess will seat you. Batteries not included. This product is meant for educational purposes only. For recreational use only. All models are over 18 years of age. Apply only to infected areas. Simulated picture. Please remain seated until ride comes to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. No trespassing. No stopping or standing. Sold by weight, not by volume.

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